May 2013
twigwise:
elksy:
elksy:
elksy:
i think there’s like a fucking owl right outside my window
i opened my window and wow thats a lot of owls
THESE ARE NOT NORMAL OWL SOUNDS
I THINK OWLS ARE HAVING SEX OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
You’ve ignored your Hogwarts letter for far too long. They’re resorting to drastic measures.
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merelyafleshwound:
luciferisasexybagofdicks:
iepidemic:
hotapplestrider:
twelvejammiedodgers-andafez:
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
rejecting hitler from art school
holy shit
electing george bush twice
hooking up with taylor swift
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xekstrin:
sluxxxanna:
drcrunk:
chiisanatantei:
Ok. I noticed something when I was re-watching the series a while ago.
Remember in episode 10, when both Madoka and Homura are about to become witches? Homura asks if Madoka has any grief seeds. Madoka says that she didn’t have any. But she later pulls out one after Homura is done talking about becoming a witch.
Looking closer at it. I...
hairandglasses:
demmonz:
demmonz:
Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character
I wanna see if I’m alone here
well, it seems I’m not alone here, now how do we let Marvel knows about this?
finally, a good use for this thing
IMPORTANT
theuppitynegras:
thecommandertoast:
ofmagicandice:
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
SIGNAL BOOST
babyferaligator:
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
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grrrlfever:
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
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sweeterthanmydreams:
naked-canadians replied to your post: I have a lot of fun playing Shouta when I get him…
isn’t there an active Haruka though? I know there was a big boom of im@s rp blogs forever ago but I think they’re all dead now
Never saw ‘em. But if I can get at least two more, or really even one more, person to commit to making an IM@S blog as well I’ll go for it. At least we...
thegirl-inred:
toned-tanned-fit-andready:
v0nlaust:
caliiforniadreaming-xo:
gothicstan:
localised:
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why...
me: ew the ice cream is melting
my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold
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versacebitch:
loungezombie:
versacebitch:
the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this
profrumbleroar:
mountincest:
lovemetoinfinity:
fatdough:
rewind-and-restart:
mountincest:
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your...
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reisukehoujous:
reisukehoujous:
what’s the best present to give to Azusa
a GPS
hippyjamfest:
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
rabioheab:
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
gothlolita:
reason s to date me
i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget
i am very popular in nintendogs
i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
macaroni and cheese
i
theambiguoushero:
I am vengeance.
I am the night.
I
am
dirtyalec:
sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
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jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
