twigwise: elksy: elksy: elksy: i think there’s like a fucking owl right outside my window i opened my window and wow thats a lot of owls THESE ARE NOT NORMAL OWL SOUNDS I THINK OWLS ARE HAVING SEX OUTSIDE MY WINDOW You’ve ignored your Hogwarts letter for far too long. They’re resorting to drastic measures.
merelyafleshwound: luciferisasexybagofdicks: iepidemic: hotapplestrider: twelvejammiedodgers-andafez: on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter how bad is your idea rejecting hitler from art school holy shit electing george bush twice hooking up with taylor swift
xekstrin: sluxxxanna: drcrunk: chiisanatantei: Ok. I noticed something when I was re-watching the series a while ago. Remember in episode 10, when both Madoka and Homura are about to become witches? Homura asks if Madoka has any grief seeds. Madoka says that she didn’t have any. But she later pulls out one after Homura is done talking about becoming a witch. Looking closer at it. I...
hairandglasses: demmonz: demmonz: Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character I wanna see if I’m alone here well, it seems I’m not alone here, now how do we let Marvel knows about this? finally, a good use for this thing
babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
grrrlfever: my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
sweeterthanmydreams: naked-canadians replied to your post: I have a lot of fun playing Shouta when I get him… isn’t there an active Haruka though? I know there was a big boom of im@s rp blogs forever ago but I think they’re all dead now Never saw ‘em. But if I can get at least two more, or really even one more, person to commit to making an IM@S blog as well I’ll go for it. At least we...
thegirl-inred: toned-tanned-fit-andready: v0nlaust: caliiforniadreaming-xo: gothicstan: localised: do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me i feel you we all feel you why...
me: ew the ice cream is melting
my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold
versacebitch: loungezombie: versacebitch: the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this
profrumbleroar: mountincest: lovemetoinfinity: fatdough: rewind-and-restart: mountincest: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience it tests my ability to hold my pee it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch whoa There are four types of people at school. First you have your Ravenclaws then your Hufflepuffs then your...
reisukehoujous: reisukehoujous: what’s the best present to give to Azusa a GPS
hippyjamfest: I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
rabioheab: i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
gothlolita: reason s to date me i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget i am very popular in nintendogs i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too macaroni and cheese i
theambiguoushero: I am vengeance. I am the night. I am
dirtyalec: sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see
whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck
me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years